Friday, March 4, 2011

Genius, That's What I Am

Cooking beans or legumes of any kind has been a pain in the hiney for the most part since I've been living on my own. Why you ask? because I have no pressure cooker. Now that may not seem like a big obstacle but what that means is that it would take me 6 to 7 hours to cook beans. No lie. And they STILL didn't come out tender like I like them. I would soak them overnight to try to decrease the time it takes to cook them, but to no avail. I had to set aside a whole Sunday afternoon to dedicate to being at home so I could watch the beans (I've come to learn that beans in Angola are different from beans in the U.S. They're extra hard or something, because beans in the U.S. don't take that long to cook even without using a pressure cooker.)

So I was desperate to find a solution to this irksome problem. I need to eat lots of beans (for protein) and I had resorted lately to buying canned or bottled pre-cooked beans here and there, but I don't want to create an unhealthy habit so I needed a more permanent solution. And that's when it hit me: If I don't have the time nor the money to hunt down a decent pressure cooker, I'll MAKE MY OWN!
And so, in an amazing feat of engineering skills and innovative brainstorming, I give you, the Elisa Pressure Cooker Extraordinaire:


It worked like a charm. I'm not even kidding. The beans were tender as can be and the infused flavors of the condiments were absorbed by every delicious grain. I had some major water spilling going on until I learned how to work with the right amount of water... so I created a big mess. But it was SOOO worth it, the beans took about an hour to cook.

Mission: Accomplished :)

4 comments:

Sabby said...

Ok, first....I had no idea you were still blogging!

Second of all, you are the biggest nerd I know. And if I'm ever in the middle of some kind of natural disaster, ship-wrecked, or on Survivor, I hope it's with you. Because it's the only way I'd survive. You are unique, my friend. Priceless ;)

Dina said...

De cierto, de cierto os digo, he ahi a... LA NERDA. ME QUITO EL SOMRBERO. I don't know what else to say!!! hahahaha This goes on the top list for posts!!! That is so cool that you came up with that and that it actually worked.

P.S.- Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with your Angolan beans. Withouth a pressure cooker, beans here won't take longer than 2 hrs!

Sabby said...

Oh, and not to rain on your parade, but....I'm pretty sure you're exposing yourself to some kind of chemical poisioning. Just saying.....I don't really want to meet your future two-headed cyclops babies.

And I'm not even being a hater, because I've already acknowledged your "special" kind of genius ;)

ROSIBEL said...

Elisa! Oh how I love it when you outdo yourself!!!!! You're our modern day Eli Whitney. Make more and start selling them to your neighbors lol! oh my gosh this post cracked me up soooo hard! The most genious thing I've ever done is iron my pants with my Chi back at camp. lol!